It speaks for itself, doesn't it?

• (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
• Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
• (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
• Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
• Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
• Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
• (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
• Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

we're lazy here on tumblr.

• press J: scroll down a post
• press K: scroll up a post
• press L: like a post
• press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
• press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
• press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,

A person who doesn't have tumblr showing me something

• Them: look
• Me: I saw that already